Energetic Self-Starter : U will be working in commission.
Entry level Position : We will pay U the lowest wages allowed by law.
Experience Required : We do not know the first thing about any of this.
Fast Learner : U will not get any training from us.
Flexible work hours : You will frequently work long overtime hours.
Good organizational skills: U will be handling the filing.
Make an investment in U future: This is a franchise or a pyramid scheme.
Management Trainee Position : U will be salesperson with a wide territory.
Much Client Contact : U handle the Phone or make cold calls on clients.
Must have reliable transportation: U will be required to break speed limits.
Must be able to lift 50 Pounds: We offer no health insurance or chiropractors.
Opportunity of a lifetime : U will not find a lower salary for so much work.
Planning and coordination: U book the bosses travel arrangements.
Quick problem Solver : U will work on projects months behind schedule already.
Strong communication skills: U will write tons of documentation and letters.
(Source: The Boss)
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