Salesman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Manager says: 'Do you have any sales experience?'
The Indian says: 'Sir, I was a salesman back home in India.'
Well, the boss liked the Indian chappie so he gave him the job. 'You
start tomorrow.. I'll come down after we  close and see how you did.'
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down.
'How many sales did you make today?'
Indian boy says: 'Sir, Just ONE sale.'
The boss says: 'Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people
average 20 or 30 sales a day.' If you want to keep this job, you'd
better be doing better  than just one sale. By the way, how much was
the sale for?'
Indian boy says: ' $101 237. 64'
Boss says: '$101 237. 64? What the hell did you sell?'
Indian boy says: 'Sir, First I sell him small
fishhook.
Then I sell him medium fishhook.
Then I sell him large fishhook.
Then I sold him new fishing rod and some fishing gear.
Then I ask him where he's going fishing and he said
down on the coast, so I told him he'll be needing a
boat, so we went down to the boating department and I
sell him twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would
pull it, so I took him down to our automotive
department and sell him that 4X4 Blazer.
I then ask him where he'll be staying, and since he
had no accommodation, I took him to camping department
and sell him one of those new igloo 6 sleeper camper
tents.
Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw
in about $100 worth of groceries and two cases of
beer.
The boss said: 'You're not serious? A guy came in here
to buy a fishhook and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck
and a tent?'
Indian boy says: 'No Sirji, actually he came in to buy
Sanitary napkins for his wife, and I said: Well, since u have nothing
to do for another 4-5 days,  fishing is
the best way to relax your mind and pass time.'